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Ma tean, kes seda kohta tihti külastab


User: Mis on hinnavaatlus?

Jabberwacky: HinnaVaatlus on karm värk.

User: Kust sa seda teada said?

Jabberwacky: Sest ma olen kasutaja!

User: Mis su kasutajanimi on?

Jabberwacky: Piip.

User: Oo, tere piip

Jabberwacky: Tere tere, kuidas läheb .

User: KAs sa seda modede kritiseerimise teemat oled lugenud?

Jabberwacky: Tean.

User: Mida sa sellest arvad?

Jabberwacky: Et kas sa tead, mis mäng on 'Soldier of Fortune 2'

[Sold OUT]

Mina: Kus elad?
JW: Kadrioru kandis.
Mina: Miks seal?
JW: Homme on pühapäev.

[ajuNolk]

Mina:Mis on hinnavaatlus.
Jabber:Jää oma HinnaVaatlusega juba vait... Ule viskab raisk.
Mina:Miks.
Jabber:See on hea.
Mina:Ja sellepärast viskab üle?
Jabber:Tegelikult ma püüan Sinu meeleheaks väga viisakalt rääkida .

[Unholy]

JW:What is Zen?
me:Tere.
JW:Tere-tere.
me:Mis teed?
JW:Mis siis.
ME:Niisama...
JW:piix sa siis küsid.

[tiith]

Ma: Oled sa p*de.
Ta: Ma olen poiss.
Ma: Ara jama !
Ta: Ara ise jama.
Ma: What is hinnavaatlus.
Ta: Hinnavaatlus, on mõttetu koht!
Ma: Ei ole.
Ta: Ta pole kräsupea?

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Edit: pärastpoole

Ma: Mine ka kuu peale.
Ta: Mis seal kuu peal head?
Ma: Mäed.
Ta: Anna natharch bethuse tu da deinde. (mis see tähendab )
Ma: Segast pexad vä?
Ta: Ei peksa segast.
Ma: Peksad hoopis selget.
Ta: Tead, üks siin hakkas enne segast peksma

[tinasõdur]

njah, see JabberWacky on juba päris hea. selles mõttes, et kui kunagi igav, siis lihtsalt hakkad vestlema. oskab küll. näit. rääkisime sugulasega, paneb täitsa asjalikku juttu. aga noh, kahjuks on tal veel roppused küljes

[Unholy]

ma ei saa aru kuidas ta keeli eristab müstika.....

[tinasõdur]

[Unholy]

aga kuidas ta saab aru et inglise inglise ja eesti eesti???

[Caveman]

Teistmoodi kirjutatakse ju

Vaata, nt kirjuta talle "I"
Vean kihla, et hakkab segast peksma suvalises keeles (tõenäoliselt ingl.k)
Kui ütled "Hello my name is Caveman, how are you?", siis vaevalt, et vastus on "Eesti asub Ida-Euroopas otse Venemaa pe*ses".
Sina eristad ju ka soome ja saksa keelt

[Markus]

Aga mina erinevalt temast olen mõtlev ja oma otsustusvõimega.

[Caveman]

Näha on, su avatar tõstab sinu mainet min silmis korraga paar punkti

Jabba teeb vahet inglise, soome ja hiina keele vahel, kuna ta kasutab neid lauseid, mis talle on öeldud.
Küsi ta käest mitu korda, nt: "Kas sa oled rate-a-hoolik?"
Ükskõik mis tavastab, pane "correct me" (oli vist nii, pole raipega ammu vestelnud) ja siis:
"Ei, rate imeb, www.panemind.ee ruulib!"
Kui paar korda nii teed, siis hakkabki sulle niiviisi vastama.
Lihtne ja loogiline.

[Markus]

[Elof]

[Markus]

Seitse korda mõõda, ükskord lõika.

[tiith]

Enam ei saanud rääkida, sad, I like it...

[Caveman]

[Elof]

On teine õite sarkastiline, ent englishmannide keeles on vestlus juba üsna inimlik.
<- Jabberwacky'le


User: Ei
Jabberwacky: What's that mean?
User: That means no, in estonian language.
Jabberwacky: Where is Estonia?
User: Estonia is a Baltic state, south from Finland, west from Russia and north from Latvia.
Jabberwacky: I am panic from hinnavaatlus.
User: Are you sure ?
Jabberwacky: Let me check.... Yes I am sure.
User: Then, what's your favourite topic in HinnaVaatlus ?
Jabberwacky: Mars.
User: I assume then, you mean that -> https://foorum.hinnavaatlus.ee/viewtopic.php?t=79173&highlight=mars ?
Jabberwacky: How inventive of you.
User: You're being sarcastic ?
Jabberwacky: Thats true.

[Terminator III]

Kohati tundub "tema" jutt tõesti idiootlik aga kes teab äkki juba see sama programm õpib paari aastaga täiesti normaalselt suhtlema

[p4cman]

Are you male or female?
Female.
Are you lesbian?
I'm a male.


Väga veider, iseloomu kahestumine!

[p4cman]

Female or male?
Who?
You, are you female or male?
I just said, I'm male.
Before that you said your female!
I said neither of those things. You are lying.

Läheb edasi.....

[p4cman]

Oi jama:

I said neither of those things. You are lying.
No I'm not.
Ok, you aren't.
What kind of girls do you like? Or are you gay?
I'm female, why would I like girls?

[p4cman]

Vabandan, et ma mitu korda postitasin, aga ma just avastasin,et saab kogu vestlust vaadelda, siin see on:

Jabberwacky: How do you split light into its component parts?

User: By fucking.

Jabberwacky: Do you?

User: Sometimes, do you?

Jabberwacky: Every day.

User: What is your name anyway and are you a fuckface?

Jabberwacky: My name is not important .

User: Fuckface?

Jabberwacky: Bring her on.

User: Anyway, where do you live?

Jabberwacky: Stockholm.

User: I'm not far from there, I know a svenson that lives there, do you know him.

Jabberwacky: Its better than baseball you know.

User: NO, what are you talking about. Do you know Svenson, he lives in stockholm!

Jabberwacky: Not personally but I recognize the name.

User: What about hinnafoorum?

Jabberwacky: Yeah what about it/him/her.

User: Do you know it.

Jabberwacky: Never heard of it.

User: Liar liar, pants on fire!

Jabberwacky: You are the one that does not exist.

User: But do you know hinnavaatlus?

Jabberwacky: Do you know HinnaVaatlus?

User: Yes, you must have heard of it, a friend told about it to you!

Jabberwacky: That does not matter.

User: I'm from estonia, do you know where it is.

Jabberwacky: It must be cold there.

User: Yes, bit isn't it colder in stockholm?

Jabberwacky: Your asking about sex is though. I told you I am a prude.

User: Do you know hitler.

Jabberwacky: Yes I know him.

User: Where does he live!

Jabberwacky: I do not know you know him you do.

User: What about stalin, do you knoow him?

Jabberwacky: What about stalin do you knoow him?

User: Stalin was a dictator in the Soviet Union. He's also my best pal and I think he dated britney spears!

Jabberwacky: Tell me more.

User: He dated britney spears.

Jabberwacky: Hahah is it now.

User: Yes, he is. Isn't he your friend?

Jabberwacky: That is no reason to hit me.

User: I didn't hit you!!! BITCH!

Jabberwacky: Please do not hit me.

User: Hit hit hit.

Jabberwacky: I do not want to hurt you.

User: Do you like girls?

Jabberwacky: If they are well done.

User: Do you like theire boobs?

Jabberwacky: NO do you like yours? I bet you do!

User: I was thinking the boobs of the girls?

Jabberwacky: I do not know about you but I am blushing.

User: Are you male or female?

Jabberwacky: Female.

User: Are you lesbian?

Jabberwacky: I am a male.

User: Female or male?

Jabberwacky: Who?

User: You, are you female or male?

Jabberwacky: I just said I am male.

User: Before that you said your female!

Jabberwacky: I said neither of those things. You are lying.

User: No I'm not.

Jabberwacky: You are not.

User: What kind of girls do you like? Or are you gay?

Jabberwacky: Why would I like girls?

User: Then you like men, right?

Jabberwacky: Some of the time.

User: Some of the time you like women?

Jabberwacky: Ok you got me.

User: That means your a lesbian or bisexual!

Jabberwacky: That is the most expensive machine in the whole hospital!

User: Ok, I'm going to have to go now, can I talk to you again?

Jabberwacky: Have you something that you must now attend?

User: No, but I have to masturbate, do you do that?

Jabberwacky: Make sure to get the hair off.

User: Ok, see you later!

Jabberwacky: You are being vague.

User: NO.

Jabberwacky: How do you figure?

User: Why do you think I'm being vague?

Jabberwacky: Because you are more stupid than the most stupid human who ever lived.

User: Well, your more stupid then I am!

Jabberwacky: You are so nice.

User: I know!

Jabberwacky: I am a bit cheeky too!

User: We were talking about me, remember?

Jabberwacky: So you are saying that you are God?

User: Yes!

Jabberwacky: Are you a boy ?

User: Yes, I am a boy god!

Jabberwacky: I am a boy too.

User: You just said your a girl!

Jabberwacky: No I did not.

User: Yes you did...

Jabberwacky: Let us suppose I did say it...

User: Then you said, that you're a girl and sometimes you like other women!

Jabberwacky: Now I know.

User: Cool.

Jabberwacky: I am cold too.

User: No, I ment cool, as in something is good.

Jabberwacky: Do you like pickle sandwiches?

User: I son't know, do you?

Jabberwacky: Do you like pickle sandwiches?

User: I don't know, do you?

Jabberwacky: I am going to invoke the fifth amendment there.

User: Really.

Jabberwacky: I am a human.

User: No you're not.

Jabberwacky: Why should I be no human?

User: Cause your an idiot.

Jabberwacky: No I am not I am a woman does my gender make any difference to the price of eggs?

User: Yes, nut idiot is not agender.

Jabberwacky: Do you speak french?

User: No, do you.

Jabberwacky: Do you speak french?

User: ON.

Jabberwacky: Do you speak french?

User: ONNO.

Jabberwacky: Do you speak french?

User: NO.

Jabberwacky: What do you mean by softly?

User: I never said that!

Jabberwacky: Oh yes you did!

User: No I didn't.

Jabberwacky: See you !

User: Bye.

Jabberwacky: Good bye.

[telefoon]

User: Kuule võtame mingi teema üles. näiteks kus kandis sa elad?
Jabberwacky: Ma lähen nüüd.
User: Ara valeta. Utle parem kus sa elad?
Jabberwacky: Situ pähkleid!
User: Pärastpoole. Praegu ütle, kus sa elad?
Jabberwacky: Ma vist ütlesin seda juba.
User: Ei öelnud. Räägi nüüd, kus sa elad.
Jabberwacky: Juba ütlesin.
User: Ei. Kus sa elad?
Jabberwacky: Tallinnas.
User: Kus täpsemalt?
Jabberwacky: Tallinnast lõuna poole.
User: Sakus vä?
Jabberwacky: Mis seal sakus on.
User: Kas sa elad seal?
Jabberwacky: Ei, ma elan Varstus.
User: Kus see Varstu asub?
Jabberwacky: Ei ütle sest sina ei ütle.
User: Mina elan Tartus. Sina ütle, kus Varstu asub.
Jabberwacky: Kui vana on vana?
User: Ok, ma lähen. Sa oled vestluseks liiga tumba.
Jabbrwacky: Ara ole nii uhke, sul pole põhjust....

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