[Zajats]

http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

[kmail]

väga asi, see on hea et seal kõik kenasti rühmitatud on.

[kurnäuskas]

päris koom

[Taun0]

kõige praem on see calls from hell ikka sigamoodi lollid seal !!!

[k2iguvahetaja]

Ilusti katalogiseeritud. Tore!

[Mihkel.]

Kuskil ennem nähtud, a koom ikkagi.

[tryku]

täitsa äge leht mõnusad killud seal ikka

[233MMX]

see minuarust kõige parem :

* Customer: "YOU GAVE ME A VIRUS!"
* Tech Support: "I don't think I've got a virus."
* Customer: "Go download [a brand of virus checker], and you'll see."

Sometime later I dutifully ran the checker.

* Tech Support: "Ok, I ran it. No virus."
* Customer: "You MUST have a virus. You gave it to me. It was all over my system. You must not have run the checker properly." (yell, rant, rave, repeat checks, etc)
* Tech Support: "How did I give it to you?"
* Customer: "On those floppies with the latest revision of the software you wrote."
* Tech Support: "The ones you just returned?"
* Customer: "Yeah."
* Tech Support: "Just a sec...let me check those." (pause) "Well, I found a virus on the disks. Ahem...seems you were about to pass a virus on to ME."
* Customer: "Ah...lemme get back to you." (click)

[Taun0]

Salesman: "Can I help you?"
Me: "Yes...I'm looking at this Compaq here. Do you have any of these in stock?"
He leads me to his terminal. There is much typing.


Salesman: "No, but we do have this other model. It's got a Pentium, so it's better."
Me: "Um...I was looking at a 400 Mhz. This one is a 300. And it only has half the RAM."
Salesman: "Yes, but it's a Pentium, so it's better. Look, it has a DVD drive, too."
He p@u@t@s in Armageddon and turns up the volume to a ludicrous level.


Me: "The one I wanted had a third generation DVD drive. This is a first generation one."
Salesman: "Yes, but it's a Pentium, so it's better."
He turns up the volume the rest of the way. People nearby start giving us dirty looks.


Me: "I'd like some more time to think about this."
Salesman: "Ok."

see hea minumeelest kusjuures sõna p@u@t@s tähendab ka midagi muud

Edit: see ka !!

Salesman: "Can I help you, sir?"
Me: "Could you tell me about this PC?"
Salesman: "Well sir, this PC comes with..." (reads the specs off the display card)
Me: "Ok, but what is the clock speed of the CPU?"
Salesman: "Oh, you'll have no worries there. It's 24 hour."
Me: (trying to keep a straight face) "But that's no good to me. I'm really bad with 24 hour times."
Salesman: "That's not a problem. This PC comes pre-loaded with Windows 97, which can convert the PC back to a 12 hour clock if you prefer that."
Me: "Ok, I'll think about it."

[Zajats]

I own a computer store. One day, two policemen came into the store and told that they owned a 486 and a 286. They asked if a 486 and a 286 could be assembled together into a 686. I replied to the dumb request by asking them if two 200 horsepower police cars can be used to make up a 400 horsepower Ferrari . The policemen didn't get it and replied angrily that altering car engines is strictly forbidden by law.

[Zajats]

Ja enda üks lemmikuid:
For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards. She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed look on her face. She called the teacher over and explained that no matter what she typed, nothing would happen. The teacher tried everything. By this time I was hiding behind my monitor and quaking red-faced. I started to type, "Leave me alone!"

They both jumped back, silenced. "What the..." the teacher said. I typed, "I said leave me alone!" The kid got real upset. "I didn't do anything to it, I swear!" It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud. The conversation between them and HAL 2000 went on for an amazing five minutes.

Me: "Don't touch me!"
Her: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit your keys that hard."
Me: "Who do you think you are anyway?!"
Etc. Finally, I couldn't contain myself any longer and fell out of my chair laughing. After they had realized what I had done, they both turned beet red. Funny, I never got more than a C- in that class.

[project]

Hea on lugeda kuidas inimesed pesevad oma emaplaate ja küsivad Is that bad?

[KeNtSiK]

My husband tried to install a new networking card. He said he opened it up, and all he found was a TV tube and some electronic parts -- no slots at all.
IRW... mees tegi monitori lahti

[kurnäuskas]

Customer: "It won't print anymore, just as usual."
Tech Support: "Well, is the printer turned on?"
Customer: "Well, yes, but...the PC ain't. Never mind. Bye."

[Cyberlord]

[iguaan]

I burned a CD with some multimedia stuff on it for a friend of a friend. He couldn't get them working, because, it turned out, he had a 486 with 8 megs of RAM.


Him: "How come they don't work?"
Me: "You need a new motherboard, CPU, case, power supply, lots more RAM, and maybe a new video card."
Him: "Can you download them for me?"
oleks siis elu nii lihtne

[Cyberlord]

Tule taevas appi!
I work at an ISP in the United Kingdom. The most shocking call I received came from a student at a local college here. He had received a CD for an ISP from an American friend.


Customer: "Hi there. I got this CD from an American, and he says that his ISP is better than mine because the calls are free. So can I install it?"
Me: "Yes sir, that's your choice completely. But is this an American ISP? Because if so, I don't think it will work with your computer."
Customer: "Listen, I happen to be a computer student. I know exactly what I'm doing, so don't insult my intelligence!" (click)
Ten minutes later, he called back, humbled.


Customer: "My computer exploded."
Me: "What!? How did that happen?"
Customer: "Well, the CD didn't work. I couldn't get through to the ISP. So, I changed the computer to American power."
He'd changed the voltage switch while the computer was on, causing the power supply to explode.

[pots4t4j4]

idioodid rsk

[woozy]

[Magic]

täitsa palju saab naerda

[kurnäuskas]

Customer: "I stuck something in my printer, and now it doesn't work."
Tech Support: "What did you put in it?"
Customer: "It's a tortilla."
Tech Support: "Uh. How did you come to have a tortilla stuck in your printer?"
Customer: "I own a tortilla business. I thought it would be cool to print my logo on a tortilla."


no nii tainas ikka annab olla

[pots4t4j4]

Eino peldiku paberi peale printer isegi prindib ju

[ekskavaator]

[kurnäuskas]

[HDD]

krt leht on mega aeglane ...
Muidu täitsa tore site