[Bad Sector]

link :: karm reaalsus

Päris head!

[Elof]

[anti tiib]

väike pirn, ma ei jaga ka matsu lahti
edit: problem solved

[Amdfan]

õige link: http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_keyboards.shtml

[woozy]

[reimers66]

ei päris naljakas ikka

[2III7]

[KeNtSiK]

Päris naljakas, eriti see koht kus space üles ei leia.

[Negative]

[Bad Sector]

Minu isiklikud lemmikud:

[Henrive]

pääris hea

[clocker]

Juhtumid elust enesest

[RMasta]

seal neid lehti veel.. leidsin::

Friend: "Hey, did you get the 'I Love You' virus?"
Me: "No."
Friend: "Could you write a virus?"
Me: "If I wanted to."
Friend: "Did you see on the news, where they showed all those letters and symbols?" (presumably referring to a brief shot of the virus's code, which was apparently featured on the news the night before)
Me: "No."
Friend: "I could do that. They didn't mean anything did they?"

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I was in the local Circuit City store, when I saw a demo Sony Playstation game unit, and I went over to try it out. The controller would not work -- it had apparently been disconnected to the game unit. I told this to a passing salesman, and he said, "Oh no sir, it doesn't work because the controller has a virus."

I asked him how he thought the controller contracted the virus. He said it was because the display used to be near the computer section of the store, and they had moved it away from the computers "to see if it would get better."

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I walked into the English department's computer lab one day and saw two English teachers staring blankly at a computer screen that contained the message, "Non-system disk error; Remove and press any key." One of them confidently said, "It's got to be a virus -- those damn kids are always putting those things on our network."

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I received a call from the PA to the Finance Director, (the owner of 28% of our tech support calls for that year). She reported that one of her floppy disks had caused our virus checker to flash a very alarming message. I asked her to put the disk to one side until I arrived. When I made it to her office, I was directed to a corner desk where a disk box had been set up with a yellow post-it note reading "Quarantine." She explained she had put the disk in this separate disk box so it wouldn't infect the other floppies.

When the infamous "ILOVEYOU" email virus hit, I saw TV news coverage that included an interview with some bubblebrained company secretary. At one point she said, "Oh, I saw we had dozens of these emails coming in, and of course I was suspicious, but I had to open just one of them because, you know, 'I Love You!' *giggle* I had to just see what it was about, you know?"

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Before the days when email viruses actually became possible, I checked my email one morning when getting into work and read a message from our Human Resources department warning us about the latest dreaded email virus. After laughing myself silly, I decided to reply, just to have some fun with them. I asked them for more information on the "virus" so I could protect my system.

They told me what to look for by forwarding me a copy of the email message that was supposedly a virus.

Sai nüüd päris palju, a häid kilde on seal veelgi

[haipija]

nojah. eks igasuguuseid ole siin maailmas. kui mu ema ja isa alustasid arvutist meile vaatamisega ja interneti pangas käimisega oli neil kysimusi ainult selle kohta, milline uneti versioon kiiremini kohale tuleb, teksti või täis versioon.
note. dialup yhenduse peal.

[one]

Igatahes päris head

[HDTanel]

megalol

Tech Support: "Ok Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."
Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"

[Maero]

Päris head killud, seda enam et tõsilood!!

[CoperniK]

[Aq]

Oeh... see lehekülg on ikka nii kõva, et igal õhtul saan tund aega enne magamaminekut naerda ja tuju heaks teha Terviski kohe palju parem viimasel ajal... depressioongi hakkab kaduma ...ja seda materjali jätkub veel oma mitmeks nädalaks kindlasti... ma mõtlen siis kogu seda lehte...

[TechZone]

mnjaa.. see tyhiku nali oli eriti hea..

[Ra*]

[eix666]

[Magic]

irwwwwwwwwwww hea leht...sain päris palju naerda

[Aq]

Tsiteerimine on küll nii nagu ta on, aga kes ei viitsi ise tervet lehte läbi lugeda, siis see järgnev on ikka kõige kõige kõige idiootsem asi sealt; ei suuda naeru pidada:

I'm working as a tech support person at a Finnish newspaper printing and publication house, and we have several reporters that submit their files via a dial-in modem line directly to our layout system.

Once one of the reporters wanted to call the tech support because the modem wasn't answering his calls, but the call was answered by a computer illiterate.

* Reporter: "It seems that...eh, modem's out again."
* Computer Illiterate: "Oh, just a minute. I'll go look for him."

He proceeded to page the whole company through the central P.A. system.

* Computer Illiterate: "Mr. Modem, Mr. Modem, there's a call for you."

My co-worker intercepts, trying hard to keep a straight face.

* Co-Worker: "Mr. Modem is on vacation. He won't be back till August."

The computer illiterate returns to the phone and tells the reporter that our modem is on vacation till August.

[.leraak]