[Scart]

link :: loe ja naera

nojah, jänkid on andekad

[ihvike]

See on tõesti hea nali Ameeriklased on oma rassismi ja inimsusevastaste kuritegude kartuses täiesti lollakad.

[cbr]

Haige paranoia

[sf]

Suurepärane. Edasi võiks arvutis keelduda seksistlikult jagatud pistikutüüpidest ja asendada need näiteks sellise ühendusega, mida Y tähega kirjeldatakse.

[s.p.o.c.k]

Ilmselt poleks mõtet termineid primary ja secondary ka kasutada, sest leiduks isikuid, kes tauniks ükskõik mille jagamist "esimeseks" ja "teiseks". Näiteks kartuses, et odavama otsa arvutipoodides hakatakse edaspidi pööblile müüma ainult secondary seadmeid, aga jõukam rahvas saaks oma vindid primaarseteks ka panna

[SarvedegaHobune]

godam muafukas....

natuke lähevad sellega liiale...järgmiseks keelatakse ära :
White Bread
White Christmas

[Scart]

muig... emaplaat on siis vanem-plaat, kuna emaplaat tähendaks justkui, et naised peavad synnitama kuna arvutis topitakse neile igast juppe nii ette kui taha. isa ja ema konnektorid on ema- dominantne ja isa - retsessiivne, sest teistpidi oleks see naissoo diskrimineerimine...

[cbr]

Neil ameeriklastel on vist ikka sitaks igav seal, et selliseid idiootsusi välja mõtlevad. Normaalseid probleeme ei ole(või ei viitsita nendega tegelda), siis imevad pastakast neid välja, et oma ametit ikka kuidagi õigustada ja nime teha

[arm2004]

seal ju kaevatakse kõige mõttetuma asja eest ka kohtusse ja võidetakse miljoneid

[Scart]

[oliver.]

See on meerikas elustiil. Lehtedest võib leida kõhedusttekitavaid advokaatide lehereklaame, mis kuulutavad, et tooge meile oma arstlikud paberid ja me leiame case'i.
Alljärgnevalt toon ära ühe kirja, mis kunagi mu postkasti potsatas:

Stella Liebeck is the 81 year old lady who spilled coffee on herself and sued McDonalds. This case inspired an annual award - The "Stella"Award - for the most frivolous lawsuits in the U.S. The following are this year's candidates:

1. January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little bastard was Ms. Robertson's son.

2. June 1998: A 19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car, when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

3. October 1998: A Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut.
The family was on vacation. Mr.Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of half a
million dollars.

4. October 1999: Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

5. May 2000: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson threw it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

6. December 1997: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

And the winner is: Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City. In November 2000 Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32 foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having joined the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly the Winnie left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that he couldn't actually do this. He was awarded $1,750,000 plus a new Winnie. (Winnebago actually changed their handbooks on the back of this court case, just in case there are any other complete morons buying their vehicles.)

[no9]

Ameerika haige rass
Neegrid tunnevad end ise orjadena, ei tea küll miks Mingi alateadlik efekt ehk.

[namstoop]

Ah sellepärast need ISA siinid siis ära on kadumaski... keegi kusagil lihtsalt sai teada mida see sõna eesti keeles tähendab ja pidas seda diskrimineerimiseks

heh - "emaplaadil on ISA-siin" kõlab nagu kirjeldus soovahetusoperatsiooni osaliselt läbinud transvestiidist....

[arm2004]

aga äkki keelaks sõna "hiir" kasutamise ka arvuti juures ära, äkki päris hiired tunnevad end diskriminineerituna
kasutame näiteks "kursori juthimisseade"

[_marek]

Jah, ja klaviatuur ka ära keelata, sest see meenutab sõna "klaver" ja äkki tunnevad klaverid ennast diskrimineerituna. Pakun uueks nimeks nupustik.

[Caveman]

[cbr]

[Aq]

Aga mis siin imestada?

On ju sealsamas Ameerikamaal suure tulevikuvisiooniga inimesi, kes sellist asjade käiku ammu ette näinud on. Vaadake joonisseriaali "Futurama". Seal ju robotitel samad õigused, mis inimestel. Noh, praegu pole küll robotid veel nii levinud, seepärast peabki nende eelkäijaid "kaitsma".

"Haige süsteem" on selle kohta väga pehmelt öeldud, ma lihtsalt ei jõuaks kogu seda mõttekäiku, mis endal peas seukeste asjadega seoses tekib, siia kirjutada...

[ihvike]

[laevus]

sevenhugsi postitatud kohtuasjadest ei tohiks ükski tõsi olla:

http://www.snopes.com/legal/lawsuits.htm

[oliver.]

[samblk1]

see jänkkimaa on täielik nõukogude liit..

[daElemenT]

[vaalapoeg]

Nu peaks ikka jänkidemaale elama minema, nt. mingix paarix aastax ja tulex ilusti miljardärina tagasi

[khan]

jep, mine sinna ilukilpe varastama, kui vahele ei jää, siis müüd sealsel kadaka turul maha, aga kui vahele jääd kaebad kohtusse ja saad veel rohkem