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MMX-Power
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liitunud: 21.11.2004
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06.05.2009 00:53:16
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Spoiler
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B22stard
HV vaatleja
liitunud: 02.06.2009
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06.06.2009 17:13:37
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Pole küll otseselt programmeerimisega seotud, aga vana hea linuxi command:
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creepyguy4
HV kasutaja
liitunud: 29.10.2008
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22.07.2009 09:45:40
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f0rt kirjutas: |
ei tea kas töötab
if($_GET["laid"]=="ja"){
echo "Nüüd mine tööle!";
header("refresh: 10; url=http://www.cvkeskus.ee");
}else if($_GET["laid"]=="ei"){
echo "Vaata parim välja!!";
header("refresh: 10; url=http://www.rate.ee/best.php?group=F");
}else if($_GET["laid"]=="pede_olen"){
echo "Vaata parim välja!!";
header("refresh: 10; url=http://www.rate.ee/best.php?group=M");
}else{
echo "Oota 10 sekundit ja siis vajuta Run";
header("refresh: 10; url=http://www.trojandownloader.com/dieNoob.exe");
}
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Ülihea
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Ho Ho
HV Guru
liitunud: 16.02.2002
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27.07.2009 23:31:28
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Spoiler
_________________ Teach a man to reason and he'll think for a lifetime
Common sense - so rare that it's a damn superpower
Vaadates paljude inimeste sõnavõtte siin ja mujal jääb üle ainult klassikuid tsiteerida - "I weep for humanity" |
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troglodyte
Kreisi kasutaja
liitunud: 09.08.2002
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28.07.2009 22:32:34
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Väga hea Ho Ho.. allikas?
_________________ ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn |
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Ho Ho
HV Guru
liitunud: 16.02.2002
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28.07.2009 22:52:40
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Mina sain selle pildikese siit: http://armorydatamine.wordpress.com/2009/07/27/canary-in-a-data-mine/
Esimese 5 minuti googeldamisega ei suutnud ma leida originaali, kõik hostisid toda pilti oma serveris miskipärast.
_________________ Teach a man to reason and he'll think for a lifetime
Common sense - so rare that it's a damn superpower
Vaadates paljude inimeste sõnavõtte siin ja mujal jääb üle ainult klassikuid tsiteerida - "I weep for humanity" |
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-Innu-
HV kasutaja
liitunud: 01.12.2002
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10.09.2009 23:25:28
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Leidsin projekti koodist ühe huvitava kommentaari:
# DO NOT USE THIS METHOD. IT IS DEPRECATED. IT LEAVES TEMPORARY
# DIRECTORIES BEHIND, KICKS PUPPIES, AND KILLS KITTENS,
def temp_file(asset, filename)
# selle sisu pole tähtis :)
end
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sigakoer
Kreisi kasutaja
liitunud: 23.01.2004
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11.09.2009 15:28:12
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Programmeerimiskeel LOLCODE
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
AWSUM THX
VISIBLE FILE
O NOES
INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE
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HAI
I HAS A NUMBER
LOL NUMBER R BETWEEN 1 N 10
VISIBLE "I HAS A NUMBER ITZ BETWEEN 1 N 10"
I HAS A GUESS
IM IN YR LOOP
VISIBLE "U GUESS NAO?"
GIMMEH GUESS
VISIBLE "U GUESS" N GUESS
WTF IZ GUESS?
OMG BIGR THAN NUMBER
VISIBLE "NO WAI TOO BIG"
OMG SMALR THAN NUMBER
VISIBLE "NO WAI TOO SMALL"
OMG NUMBER
VISIBLE "U R TEH MIND READR"
GTFO
OIC
KTHX
KTHXBYE |
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Number47
Kreisi kasutaja
liitunud: 07.09.2004
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28.09.2009 11:48:05
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Omaette klassika. Kunagi dc.ee lehel rippus selline txt fail. Väidetavalt osa win95 sortsust
Spoiler
Warning: do not compile; unpredictable results
Subject: *** TOP SECRET MICROSOFT CODE ***
Project: Version - Windows 95
Microsoft marketing strategy (MARKET.EXE):
#include
#include
#include /* Microsoft Network Connectivity library */
#include /* For the court of law */
#define say(x) lie(x)
#define computeruser ALL_WANT_TO_BUY_OUR_BUGWARE
#define next_year soon
#define the_product_is_ready_to_ship another_beta_version
void main()
{
if (latest_window_version>one_month_old)
{
if (there_are_still_bugs)
market(bugfix);
if (sales_drop_below_certain_point)
raise(RUMOURS_ABOUT_A_blank_BUGLESS_VERSION);
}
while(everyone_chats_about_blank_version)
{
make_false_promise(it_will_be_multitasking); /* Standard Call, in
lie.h */
if (rumours_grow_wilder)
make_false_promise(it_will_be_plug_n_play);
if (rumours_grow_even_wilder)
{
market_time=ripe;
say("It will be ready in one month);
order(programmers, stop_fixing_bugs_in_old_version);
order(programmers, start_brainstorm_about_blank_version);
order(marketingstaff, permission_to_spread_nonsense);
vapourware=TRUE;
break;
}
}
switch (nasty_questions_of_the_worldpress)
{
case WHEN_WILL_IT_BE_READY:
say("It will be ready in", today+30_days," we're just testing");
break;
case WILL_THIS_PLUG_AND_PLAY_THING_WORK:
say("Yes it will work");
ask(programmers, why_does_it_not_work);
pretend(there_is_no_problem);
break;
case WHAT_ARE_MINIMAL_HARDWARE_REQUIREMENTS:
say("It will run on a 8086 with lightning speed due to"
" the 32 bits architecture");
inform(INTEL, "Pentium sales will rise skyhigh");
inform(SAMSUNG, "Start a new memorychip plant"
"'cos all those customers will need at least 32 megs");
inform(QUANTUM, "Thanks to our fatware your sales will triple");
get_big_bonus(INTEL, SAMSUNG, QUANTUM);
break;
case DOES_MICROSOFT_GET_TOO_MUCH_INFLUENCE:
say("Oh no, we are just here to make a better world for
everyone");
register(journalist, Big_Bill_Book);
when(time_is_ripe)
{
arrest(journalist);
brainwash(journalist);
when(journalist_says_windows_95_is_bugfree)
{
order(journalist, "write a nice objective article");
release (journalist);
}
}
break;
}
while (vapourware)
{
introduction_date++; /* Delay */
if (no_one_believes_anymore_there_will_be_a_release)
break;
say("It will be ready in",today+ONE_MONTH);
}
release(beta_version)
while (everyone_is_dumb_enough_to_buy_our_bugware)
{
bills_bank_account += 150*megabucks;
release(new_and_even_better_beta_version);
introduce(more_memory_requirements);
if (customers_report_installation_problems)
{
say("that is a hardware problem, not a software problem");
if (smart_customer_says_but_you_promised_plug_and_play)
{
ignore(customer);
order(microsoft_intelligence_agency, "Keep an eye on this
bastard");
}
}
if ( bills_bank_account>skyhigh && marriage>two_years )
{
divorce(woman_that_was_beatifull_when_I_married_her);
wave(dollars, at_lusty_chicks);
marry(young_blond_virgin_with_big_boobies);
devirginize(young_blond_virgin_with_big_boobies);
if (boobies_start_to_hang)
dump(young_blond_virgin_with_big_boobies);
}
if (there_is_another_company)
{
steal(their_ideas);
accuse(compagny, stealing_our_ideas);
hire(a_lot_of_lawyers); /* in process.h */
wait(until_other_company_cannot_afford_another_lawsuit);
buy_out(other_company);
}
}
/* Now everyone realizes that we sell bugware and they are all angry at
us */
order(plastic_surgeon, make_bill_look_like_poor_bastard);
buy(nice_little_island); hire(harem);
laugh_at(everyone,
for_having_the_patience_year_after_year_for_another_unfinished_version);
}
void bugfix(void)
{
charge (a_lot_of_money)
if (customer_says_he_does_not_want_to_pay_for_bugfix)
say("It is not a bugfix but a new version");
if (still_complaints)
{
ignore(customer);
register(customer, big_Bill_book);
/* We'll get him when everyone uses Billware!!*/
}
}
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virus152
HV vaatleja
liitunud: 05.03.2009
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12.10.2009 16:22:02
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creepyguy4
HV kasutaja
liitunud: 29.10.2008
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12.10.2009 16:46:10
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Spoiler
High School/Jr.High
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END
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First year in College
program Hello(input, output)
begin
writeln('Hello World')
end.
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Senior year in College
(defun hello
(print
(cons 'Hello (list 'World))))
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New professional
#include
void main(void)
{
char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
int i;
for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
printf("%s", message[i]);
printf("\n");
}
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Seasoned professional
#include
#include
class string
{
private:
int size;
char *ptr;
public:
string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {}
string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
{
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
}
~string()
{
delete [] ptr;
}
friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
string &operator=(const char *);
};
ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
{
return(stream << s.ptr);
}
string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
{
if (this != &chrs)
{
delete [] ptr;
size = strlen(chrs);
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, chrs);
}
return(*this);
}
int main()
{
string str;
str = "Hello World";
cout << str << endl;
return(0);
}
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Apprentice Hacker
#!/usr/local/bin/perl
$msg="Hello, world.\n";
if ($#ARGV >= 0) {
while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
$outfilename = $arg;
open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";
print (FILE $msg);
close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
}
} else {
print ($msg);
}
1;
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Experienced Hacker
#include
#define S "Hello, World\n"
main(){exit(printf(S) strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}
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Seasoned Hacker
% cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
% a.out
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Guru Hacker
New Manager
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END
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Middle Manager
mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello, world."?
I need it by tomorrow.
^D
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Senior Manager
% zmail jim
I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.
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Chief Executive
% letter
letter: Command not found.
% mail
To: ^X ^F ^C
% help mail
help: Command not found.
% damn!
!: Event unrecognized
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kriimsilm
HV kasutaja
liitunud: 19.05.2002
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21.10.2009 22:42:34
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Üks õpetlik räpi video veebi progemisest
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