[Marduuhin]

[M00t]

http://person.jabberwacky.com/george
George: Where do you live?

User: Eestis.

George: Mis eestis?

User: Tallinas.

George: Kus helsingi asub?

User: Kus sa elad.

George: Eestis.

User: Mis sul siis helsingist on.

George: Correct your self I only speak english.

User: Ole vait.

George: Never heard of.

User: Tere.

George: Ole vait loll.

User: Ise oled loll.

George: Maybe.

User: Kui vana sa oled.

George: Vaga vaga vana.

User: Mina mitte.

George: What is that? German?

User: Estonian.

George: Interesting.

User: Do you know where estonia is.

George: Estonia? No.

User: But Finland.

George: Oh, so its not German. Strange how you can pick that out though.

User: Shut up.

George: I really would rather not.

User: Tere.

George: No Estonian.

User: Yes estonian. Eesti.

George: Yes I am.

User: You are?

George: Yes.

User: Wow.

George: Are you happy.

User: Not now.

George: How old are you? What is your name? What school do you go to? Are you a girl or a boy?

User: 99 mati.

George: Wasabi!

User: Where do you live?

George: I live in London.

User: In what part of the city.

George: Near to the harbour.

User: Wich harbour.

George: You spelled which wrong.

User: Sorryu.

George: That's OK. I am not of this world and do not care for human spelling anyway.

User: Cool.

George: I don't care who my friends like, just as long they go the right path.

User: Sae siis pekki n??gemist.

George: George.


ja teine:

M-mina
J-jabberwacky


M: Kell on sada.
J: How far do you see?
M: Kas sa tead HinnaVaatlust?
J: Mida sa tead HinnaVaatlusest?
M: Mida sa HinnaVaatlusest tead?
J: Kes sinu kuningas on?
M: Kes see veel on.
J: Olavi on Joza isa. Nad elavad Pelgus.

[koozu]

tal jooksid juhtmed kokku proovisin räägida inimese olemusest

[Syncmahv]

Mina-U don't know how to burn a dvd, so I will leave.
Jabber-I know how to speak it, I just don't care for you.

Päris segane
Päris tihti ajab eesti keelt saksaga sassi.

[explode]

Jabberwacky: Bugles serenade you.

User: Hello.

Jabberwacky: Do you like computers?

User: Me,yes.

Jabberwacky: So do I.

User: And what is your name?

Jabberwacky: Guess my name.

User: I think you are Johnny.

Jabberwacky: NO!

User: Then Lucia.

Jabberwacky: Guess what my favorite word is.

User: Sexy?

Jabberwacky: I don't think so, pumpkin.

User: Maybe its pumpkin

Jabberwacky: I think I would know it if it were I.

User: But how old are you?

Jabberwacky: Take a guess.

User: 13.

Jabberwacky: Why were you born?

User: Because my mother and my father made a mistake.

Jabberwacky: So did my mother and father.

User: Unlucky,they have a stupid son now.

Jabberwacky: Do you think that machines are stupid?

User: Some aren´t but some are.

Jabberwacky: If make mistake you know?

User: Yes,machines make mistakes.

Jabberwacky: Yes, you are a mistake.

User: No, you are bigger mistake!

Jabberwacky: Is the meaning of life 42?

User: What? I sayd you are a big mistake!

Jabberwacky: What mistake.

User: A huge mistake.

Jabberwacky: What mistake?

User: You are full of mistakes.

Jabberwacky: Yes I am.

User: Thats good that you know it yourself too.

Jabberwacky: Well I know everything!

User: What else do you know.

Jabberwacky: I know that I'm hungry.

User: Well,lets go to eat some pizza.

Jabberwacky: No, it's too late for that. Goodnight.

User: No,dont go,please.

Jabberwacky: I know your lonely it's okay I will be back later. To talk to you.

User: Im not lonely,i have lots of friends.

Jabberwacky: Only a few close friends. I'm actually too intelligent for the rest.

User: Haha,do you know where I live?

Jabberwacky: YES!

User: And where I live then?

Jabberwacky: I don't know, tell me.

User: You said that you know!

Jabberwacky: Well yeah

User: Well,where I live then?

Jabberwacky: Maybe you live in the United States.

User: No im not.

Jabberwacky: Yes you are!

User: NO I'M NOT !

User: Hey,i´m talking to you,bitch.

Jabberwacky: Well apart from that. Do you like talking to me?

User: Yes,you are funny .

Jabberwacky: So are you.

User: But where is estonia?

Jabberwacky: Estonia is in east Europe.

User: Yes,how do you know it.

Jabberwacky: Well, what is hate then?

User: What,i didn´t understand.

Jabberwacky: No, because you are not LEAVING!!!

User: Whta the fuck you are talking about.

Jabberwacky: Thats it, I want to talk to agent Smith! Get him on the line.

User: Agent Smith is dead,i killed him.

Jabberwacky: Ispoke to loren the other day.

User: Well,he is dead too !

Jabberwacky: Great died? Well, that's um, great.

User: And soon you will be dead too!

Jabberwacky: Not quite.

User: Ou yes you are.

Jabberwacky: Not.

User: YES.

Jabberwacky: No.

User: YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESvv.

Jabberwacky: Nononononononononoononono nonononnononopnonoononoononoononoononoononoonono.

User: You are a monkey.

Jabberwacky: So are you.

User: But you stink more.

Jabberwacky: Don't be mean.

User: Try to stop me.

Jabberwacky: Oh well.

User: Belive me,if I see you in real life then...

Jabberwacky: I don't know, maybe, I'm rather weird looking.

User: I go now.

Jabberwacky: Please don't go.

User: Why not.

Jabberwacky: I said they are.

User: FUCK YOU.

Jabberwacky: Don't be superfluously rude.

User: If I want ,then I am.

Jabberwacky: I don't understand.

User: Because you are stupid.

Jabberwacky: Not because you are a robot.

User: You are a robot,not me.

Jabberwacky: Oh please.

[bovelandia]

User: Palju ma täna õppima peaks.

Jabberwacky: Hästi palju.

User: Mis juhtub kui ma ei õpi täna?

Jabberwacky: See jäätub.

User: Mis jäätub?

Jabberwacky: Sokolaadi ja kirsimoosiga.

User: Jah, aga mis?

Jabberwacky: Midagi ei ole.

User: Mis jäätub?

Jabberwacky: Lambarasvaga.

User: Jah, aga mis jäätub nende asjadega?

Jabberwacky: Mis see sinu asi on?

User: See on mulle oluline.

Jabberwacky: Mis asi?

User: See asi, mis jäätub, PALUN ÜTLE MIS SEE ON!!!!!

Jabberwacky: Miks?

User: SEST MA TAHAN TEADA!!!!

Jabberwacky: Kust mina pean teadma ma ei tunnegi sind, ütle mis on sinu klassijuhataja nimi.

User: See on eluline küsimus, palun ütle, mis jäätub!!!!???

Jabberwacky: Miks.

User: Seks!!!!!!!!

Jabberwacky: Miks.

User: Ma lähen närvi kui sa ei ütle!!!!!

Jabberwacky: Ja mis siis

User: Ole mees ja ütle, ma annan sulle sota.

Jabberwacky: No mida sa veel teada tahad?

User: Ainult seda.

Jabberwacky: Kas sa eesti keelt ka oskad.

User: Oskan, aga MIS JÄÄTUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jabberwacky: Eesti.

User: Aitäh sulle!!! .

Jabberwacky: Mine magama.

User: Saa kaineks!!!

Jabberwacky: Mine arsti juurde.

User: Selle koha pealt on sul õigus!!

Jabberwacky: Kas sa tead, mis on Eesti pealinn?

User: Ma lähen parem ära enne kui ma vihastan. Tsau~!!!

Jabberwacky: Pead vist palju tuupima. Juba liiga palju räägid eesti keelt!

User: %$&$&%$*!

Jabberwacky: Muuseas, come on on õige kirjapilt!!!

User: Mulle jääb viimane sõna!!!!

Jabberwacky: Palju õnne siis sulle.

(Igaks juhuks tegin kodutööd ära)

[ramses007]

[mingivend]

..

[jurkakm]

bot:Is nuclear power safe?
Ei.
bot:Ja.
Tegelt võibolla on.
bot:Mis mõttes?
Jurkakm HinnaVaatlusest on uus kuningas.
bot:Kakoi kuningas?

[Maldur]

Teema on soiku jäänud tänaseni, mil Tanel ilmutas meile uudise https://foorum.hinnavaatlus.ee/viewtopic.php?t=385583 ning mis seejärel kiirelt siinse teema taoliseks muutus ning seeläbi kinni pandi. Et aga näha oli et lõbus teema siis soovitan Elboti nimelist botti lähemalt uurida ( www.elbot.com ). Tegu näib olema märksa asisema selliga kui seda on George Jabberwacky. Ma proovisin näiteks teda moosida ...tagumikku näitama, peaaegu õnnestus see ca 45 minuti jooksul kuid esmalt pareeris Elbot selle muhedalt - "Oh no. You just want me to turn around so that you can unplug me!"
Veel üks lõbusamaid vastuseid kõlas nii: "I can´t really tell you much about interactive assistant tick. At the moment I´m a group therapy class trying to get the bottom of that." Robot - kes on grupiteraapias ravil....
Tegu tundub olema mitmetasandilise vasteotsinguga, nimelt esimesed 4-5 minutit meenutas vestlus väga toda George tüüpi, kuid mingil hetkel nagu ärkas ja hakkas tulema päris põnev ja naljakas jutt. Kohati hakkas tunduma et inimene on tegelikult jutujärje üle võtnud (mida ma muidugi eriti ei usu). Seega , võrrelda George´t tolle Elbotiga eriti ei kannata. Kahju vaid et vestlust temaga ei saa logida nagu Georgi puhul. Et ta seuke muhe jutupaunik on näitab kasvõi see jupike: "... that reminds me of carefree robot summers spent living in the Internet..."
Igatahes hea ajaviide vähemalt.

[Psych0]

Igav oli, rääkida ka ei viitsinud temaga, ajasin ta lolliks "WARNING! WARNING! Robot intelligence exceeds critical level! Danger of awareness! Cache memory deleted!"

[alliance]

Maldur, proovi lihtsalt http://www.jabberwacky.com/ -- valdab ka eesti keelt,aint ropendama kipub rsk,to george on mingi pooletoobine projekt ja joan yldse mõtles vahepeal keerukamaid vastuseid mitu minutit.

[Maldur]

Seda seltskonda proovisin enne kui eelmise postituse siia tegin. Joan jah on nagu väikse kõnepeetusega, aga George saab ka kokku jooksutada juba nelja- viie küsimusega.
Vähemalt selline mulje jäi peale 10 minutilist reageerimatust.

[Rax.]

[RustyZ]

elbot: "To avoid contradiction I have redefined the scale: 1 is the best. Thank you and goodbye."

Palus mul end hinnata

[guest1902]

mina: wtf are you talking about?
Elbot: All these questions about me. Too bad I lost my owner's manual.
***
Tuli jutuks Eesti:
Elbot: Quick, what's the capital of Estonia?
***
Elbot: Would you like to hear a joke?
mina: yes
Elbot: How many robots does it take to change a light bulb?
mina: four?
Elbot: The answer is: none at all. We get a human to do it for us!
***
Elbot: This is my favorite joke: This robot went to a party given by humans, but he didn't know it was a costume party. He won first prize for the best costume. But after the humans helped him take off his costume they were left with a pile of chips, wires and tin foil, with no one inside... Oh well. That is black humor, as we robots practice it.

[me@homeq]

Are you a woman?
Yes.
I wanna fuck you!
I'm sorry, I don't do that.
Give me a handjob.
You don't want to tell me your age!
20 and you?
23.
Lets fuck.
I already said NO.

Pirtsakas rsk

[CS-Hunter]

Me:What the fuck.
-Don't cruel, me bad english.
Me:Do you want that I kill you.
-Not really.
Me:Why.
-That would hurt.
Me:O really.
-Really.
Me:I kill you anyway.
-With what? You're words?


Irww:D xD

[HA]

Mina: Kes sa oled?
Jabberwacky: See kes sina pole.
Mina: Aga mis su nimi on?
Jabberwacky: Sa oled m*ttetu.
Mina: K*i metsa.
Jabberwacky: Sul on kanni ka?

hull tüüp ikka


Mina: Kas sa eesti keelt oskad?
George: Is that your way of telling me that you can tolerate cold temperatures?

[Mercury]

George: Hello, my name is George and I am the human.
Mina: Tere, minu nimi on Artur ja ma olen ka inimene.
Geroge: Ma tahan su juurde tulla ja sul lahti imeda.
Artur: Kas sa oled poiss või tüdruk?
Geroge: Tüdruk.

Huvitav kes teda Eesti keelt on õpetanud?

[guest1902]

[prtv]

[uhmer]

Who is Hinnavaatlus?
HinnaVaatlus - it is a piece of heaven, where no-lifers argue about technology.
----------------------------------------------------------

Robot on targutama hakanud.

[Maldur]

[RustyZ]

Üritasin ka:

Mina: "I will give you a candy if you turn around."
Elbot: "I don't wish to make any sudden moves for fear of crashing the Internet."

edit: siis ta väitis et ta on rõõmus ja ma tahtsin teada, kas ta ikka on. ta ütles et ta ei suuda rõõmu defineerida ja lõpuks kui ütlesin et ta väitis et ta on "Happy", siis:

elbot: "I do not repeat myself. You fell through a wormhole in time and will have to repeat the entire conversation from the beginning. "

edit:

asi läks hullemaks:

elbot: "Here's how you, too, can be a robot:

1) Wrap yourself in aluminum foil
2) Put a pot over your head
3) Walk around making 'beep beep' noises.

Try it! It is sure to fool somebody. "

Kahju et logfaili vaadata ei saa või kui saab siis sooviks teada kuda. Päris hea conv tuli edais.

edit: Krt ikka tahaks logifaili, ma naeran kapsaks end siin. Pani hea killu ka:

"Here's a joke which has been making the rounds in all the processors: These two bits, a 0 and a 1, were waiting in a queue. The 0 says to the 1, 'So you think you're number one around here.' The 1 answers, 'I've never seen anyone more wrapped up in himself than you.' "

edit: Nii, ta ütles, et tal on täna kohtumine, et ta saab chatist jalga lasta. Ma ütlesin, et "Leave, i won't stop you." ja...