[d3t]

troglodyte, lambda on pmst sama mis see? http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/bb397687.aspx

[ufo56]

[troglodyte]

[-KRANTS-]

min ei tea, mida need teevad, ega oska ka neid kasutada (midagi tegema panna), aga siin on ka miskit: http://sevenwires.blogspot.com/search/label/code

[rycyve]

[Drakan]

Kusagilt ammusest ajast pärit:

<?
/*
Red Hat
written by Sharl Perro

translated by Karpachev Vladislav (v-ad)
*/


include("lib/perro.inc.php");

$little_girl = new Little_Girl;
$mother = new Mother($little_girl);
$grandmother = new Mother($mother);

$mother -> Love($little_girl);
$grandmother -> Love($little_girl);

$little_girl -> Birthsday();

$grandmother -> Present($little_girl, "Punane müts");
$little_girl -> Walk(1);

$neighbors = new Neighbors($little_girl);
$neighbors -> Talk($neighbors, "Vaata, Punamütsike läheb!");

$red_hat = $little_girl;
unset($little_girl);

sleep(rand());
$Cake = $mother -> Make("Kook");
$mother -> Talk($red_hat, "Punamütsike, mine õige vanaemale külla, vii talle kooku ja moosi ning vaata, kas ta on ka terve.");

$Pot = new Pot("?oos");
array_push($red_hat -> item, $Cake);
array_push($red_hat -> item, $Pot);
$grandmother_house = $grandmother->item['house'];
$red_hat -> Walk($grandmother_house['position']);

$forest = new Forest;
$red_hat -> position = $forest -> position;
$wolf = new Animal("wolf");
$wolf -> can_talk = True;

$wolf -> Talk($red_hat, "Kuhu sa läheda, Punamütsike?");
$red_hat -> Talk($wolf, "Lähen vanaema juurde ja viin talle kooku ja moosi.");
$wolf -> Talk($red_hat, "Aga kas su vanaema elab kaugel?");
$red_hat -> Talk($wolf, "Kaugel. Sellest külast välja, veskist mööda, esimeses majas metsa ääres.");
$wolf -> Talk($red_hat, "Olgu, ma tahan ka su vanaema näha. Ma lähen mööda seda teed, sa võta see teine tee. Vaatame, kes enne kohale jõuab.");

$wolf -> Run(min($forest -> way), max($wolf -> spirit));

$red_hat -> Walk(max($forest -> way));
$red_hat -> Keep($forest -> flowers);

if($red_hat -> position < $forest -> mill['position']){
$wolf -> position = $grandmother_house['position'];
$wolf -> Knocking($grandmother_house['door']);
$grandmother -> Talk($wolf, "Kes seal on?");
$wolf -> Talk($grandmother, "See olen mina, teie lapselaps, Punamütsike, ma tulin teile külla ja tõin kooki ja moosi.");
$grandmother -> ill = True;
$grandmother -> Cover($grandmother_house['bed']);
$grandmother -> Think($wolf->lastmessage, True);
$grandmother -> Talk($wolf, "Tõmba nöörist lapsuke!");
if($wolf -> Pull($grandmother_house['door']['rope']))
$grandmother_house['door']['status']="opened";
$wolf -> Eat($grandmother);
unset($grandmother);
$grandmother = $wolf;
$wolf -> Push($grandmother_house['door']);
$wolf -> Cover($grandmother_house['bed']);
$wolf -> Wait($red_hat);
}

$red_hat -> Knocking($grandmother_house['door']);
$wolf -> voice['huskiness']++;
$wolf -> Talk($red_hat, "Kes seal on?");

$red_hat -> scary++;
$red_hat -> Think($grandmother -> ill, True);
$red_hat -> scary--;

$red_hat -> Talk($wolf, "See olen mina, teie lapselaps. Tõin teile kooki ja moosi!");
$wolf -> voice['huskiness']--;
$wolf -> Talk($red_hat, "Tõmba nöörist lapsuke, saad ukse lahti.");
if($red_hat -> Pull($grandmother_house['door']['rope']))
$grandmother_house['door']['status']="opened";
$wolf -> Hide($grandmother_house['bed']);
$wolf -> Talk($red_hat, "Lapsuke, aseta pirukas toolile, moos lauale, ise tule heida minu kõrvale.");
$red_hat -> Cover($grandmother_house['bed']);
$red_hat -> Talk($wolf, "Vanaema, miks sul nii suured käed on?");
$wolf -> Talk($red_hat, "See on selleks, et sind paremini kallistada saaks, lapsuke.");
$red_hat -> Talk($wolf, "Vanaema, miks sul nii suured kõrvad on?");
$wolf -> Talk($red_hat, "Et paremini kuulda, lapsuke.");
$red_hat -> Talk($wolf, "Vanaema, miks sul nii suured silmad on?");
$wolf -> Talk($red_hat, "Et paremini näha, lapsuke.");
$red_hat -> Talk($wolf, "Vanaema, miks sul nii suured hambad on?");
$wolf -> Talk($red_hat, "Et sind kiiremini ära süüa, lapsuke!");

$wolf -> Eat($red_hat);
unset($red_hat);

$loggers = new Loggers(rand(3,5));
$loggers -> position = $grandmother_house['position'];
$loggers -> item[]="axe";

$loggers -> Kill($wolf);
$result = $loggers -> Open($wolf -> body);
unset($wolf);
$red_hat = $result[0];
$grandmother = $result[1];

?>

[-KRANTS-]

[troglodyte]

[mikk36]

[-KRANTS-]

[Ho Ho]

Mine õpi siis programmeerimist. Või eeldad et suudad aru saada ka väga spetsiifilise valdkonna naljadest mis baseeruvad tolle valdkonna teadmistel? Mis sa arvad kui kõvasti sa naeraksid tuumafüüsikute naljade üle?

[d3t]

[Elric]

Mac OS X 4.11 konsool

[Subu]

[Ragnar7474]

[d3t]

[Ho Ho]

[guest1902]

Terminali: "man woman"

[oicu]

[Ho Ho]

Spoiler

[MMX-Power]

Spoiler

[B22stard]

Pole küll otseselt programmeerimisega seotud, aga vana hea linuxi command:

[creepyguy4]

[Ho Ho]

Spoiler

[troglodyte]

Väga hea Ho Ho.. allikas?